Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    64.216.33.9 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 7/27/2010 10:26:28 AM
Subject: RE: "Woman 2, thugs 0 after home invasion"

But she had to crawl to the purse and get the gun. She should have used a Chuck Norris roundhouse on the screwdriver guy. Then she should have thrown the screwdriver at the other guy. Then she should have extracted the screwdriver from the second guy's eye socket and thrown it at the first guy. Then she should have gone outside and screamed "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!"