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Date:
10/10/2010 1:25:08 PM
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RE: your daily sadfrog...
ya i guess thats funny...
hey, i had to drive home drunk as a skunk at 3am, and some shit was going down right outside my house. they had a suspect they chased into a home and they had the full 9 yards of police dogs and helicopters. when i turned down the street to get to my street i blindly turned into a waiting police roadblock. he came right up to me and told me the road was closed and i had to turn around. i played it off real smooth and said, "oh, okay" but then there was this awkward pause and he looked at me funny. i know he could smell the tequila. he then asked if i knew how to get home, i said ya, sure and then proceeded to throw my car into reverse, back the fuck around his car and get the fuck out of there.
its funny when i now think of it because i could have easily gotten a DUI. easily.