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Date:
11/7/2010 5:12:50 PM
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RE: I'm bored
I haven't had a shit story in awhile so I should check in. I just ate about 3lbs of general Tso's chicken and raced home. The girlfriend spent half the day cleaning the bathrooms, and to her dismay I crap spackled the shit out of the toilet in a powerful blast that echoed throughout the ventilation ducts of the house. It was one of those "oh god I hope I didn't get spackle half way up my back" blasts. It was magnificant. I actually feel as light as air right now. I left the dehumidifier going in the bathroom for awhile. I couldn't help but notice the brown mist I left behind that covers anything that enters the room.
