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Date:
7/4/2011 10:38:20 AM
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working with macs...
the closest thing i can relate working with a mac to is working with a retarded child. as inane as that might sound, it is a very accurate description and the absolute truth.
at times i caught myself talking to it in that special tone of voice, i even once tried to feed it pudding. i felt as if i were its motorcycle driving, hunky rebellious appointed guardian with a soft spot for children. whenever i want the mac to do something i have to sit down and make eye contact. sometimes it will do what i ask of it, sometimes it shows amazing comprehension ability, but other times it just screams and shits itself and we're asked to leave mcdonalds.