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Date:
7/26/2011 5:26:57 AM
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RE: johnny
It involved the best mans wife and disappearing for 5 hours. Much of the 5 hours were in fact because I was lost in the wilderness with her.
Being lost is not a big deal except for the fact that there were text messages found between us (nothing dirty or anything but bad enough to raise suspicion level).
The best man - who was also a genuine friend of mine - was a bit upset and throwing things and such. Which of course then made the bride and groom upset and cry from what I'm told - also friends of mine.
It was about 5am before I finally found my way back to the hotel covered in grass and branches while still pulling off my suit masterfully. I do not think I shall be friends with them anymore for when I attempted to apologize I was returned with a text saying, "you're a liar. Hope she was good dude".
