Author:
Jaime Wolf
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Date:
9/29/2011 4:32:58 PM
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RE: I have a choice between
I ended up picking Twilight as I had already seen 10 minutes of D&D. (And really, that's all you need to see of this train wreck of a movie to realize you're better off being thrown naked into raw sewage)
After 30 minutes of watching Twilight I got that strange feeling of dread in the back of my head that I've just made a terrible choice, the same feeling you get as you're walking out of the supermarket holding a 50 pack of Peeps under your arm and suddenly think to yourself "Self, what the flying fuck did you just do?"
After 50 minutes, even more dread set in: It's now officially too late to back out of this movie, you back out now and you're gonna be one of those annoying people that when asked if they saw the movie, you *have* to reply with a cryptic "Yes and no, I only saw a bit of it" which is not the same as watching 10 minutes of D&D as in that case you can say "No, I watched 10 minutes of it and promptly castrated myself in horror."
So, hanging my head in shame, I can now officially say that yes, I have seen Twilight.
