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Date:
10/17/2011 2:28:47 PM
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RE: beware gentlemen...
you know man, chris is a true bro.
on my birthday i was hanging out with failbro steve at his house. not doing anything, nothing to eat, starving, nothing to smoke. his family actually got dinner and his two hot sisters who both really like me because they've known me for a long time and know who i am because i constantly say shit that deeply truly impresses them, were offering me what little food they had (i honorably turned them down) and then chris just shows up out of the blue. takes us out to eat and smokes us out. man, ill never forget that. chris is a hella mad bro dood. hes that dood who takes me to BAD ASS house parties in toluca lake, burbank, malibu, etc. i was gonna get with his sister once but shes a total mexican bitch (also half mexican) man she's ugly as fuck though. and batshit insane. when we first hung out she got really drunk and wanted to spend the night with me, she gave me this kiss in my car and i ended up fingerbanging her. holy crap that pussy stank like a mofuck, i did not follow her inside chrisses bad ass house that overlooks all of the valley up in the burbank mountains.
