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Date:
10/18/2011 7:08:10 AM
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RE: beware gentlemen...
Four hundred years have passed since the lich's creation.
LICH: "It's been four hundred years since I became a lich."
SKELETON:
LICH: "I sure could go for a Wienerschnitzel Polish sandwich right about now."
SKELETON:
LICH: "You'd think something would have happened after four hundred years. Somebody should have started something."
SKELETON:
LICH: "You know -- some great evil casting its shadow over the land, some psychotic warlord making a pact with the forces of darkness, some prophecy about a kid finding the four lost shards of yada yada . . ."
SKELETON:
LICH: "I keep forgetting that you melded with me and that you no longer exist in your companion state."
SKELETON:
LICH: "Yep, a Polish sandwich and some fries. We probably have a coupon around here somewhere."
SKELETON:
LICH: "There I go, forgetting again that you no longer exist in your companion state. Ha ha."
SKELETON:
LICH: "What's the time? Do you know what time it is?"
SKELETON:
LICH: "Ha ha. Forgot again."
SKELETON:
LICH: "Fries and a large drink. The coupon deals usually have a large drink."
SKELETON:
