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Date:
10/18/2011 5:50:49 PM
Subject:
RE: johnny.....
Dear friends of johnny,
I regret to inform you that my little brother johnny has passed away in his sleep by an accidental gunshot to the face. Before he died his penis was somehow cut off. We are assuming he did this to himself.
johnny had a very promising life. It began to slip when he started bouncing from job to job, neglecting his Chewy comic, sleeping around with married women and being friendly with muppet.
While there was no suicide note, we are saddened by the fact that dear johnny had let his life slip so badly that he would consider taking his own life.
I loved my brother very much even though he did try to sleep with my wife at one time. He will be missed. If you would like to donate to the welovejohnny fund, please send a Paypal gift to muppet@madebymonkeys.net
