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Date:
10/18/2011 10:14:27 PM
Subject:
RE: johnny.....
His last will has come in, and some of you are beneficiaries...
In his words:
"To Mouth: my little black book. Be careful! One of these was probably the end of me.
"To BF: my phtographic art. Every day I carefully crafted images, using my training as an artist, to get the right lighting and angles to evoke specific moods. Its terribly moving, if I say so for my self. The subject? My morning shits.
"To Sim: my Steam achievements and subscriptions. Please, for the love of god, stop playing so much Peggle.
"To madcows: my collection of whiskys. Whiskeys. Fuck it, they are yours. Sorry they are mostly empty.
"To MS: My criminal record. Just a few more months until I can apply for pardons too! Should help you out some.
"To Bili: all my Chewys. The stipulation: my lawyer will set fire to them all, and you can keep whatever you can put out. Now shut up about no more Chewys!
"To Necro: the best gift of all. I am your father. I leave all of the rest of my worldly possessions to you, son.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I lied. I'd never give you anything."
