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Date:
1/23/2012 12:20:26 PM
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i would like to share a story with you all...
about scientology
back when i was a wee lad (13 or 14) i lived in what is now known as little armenia in hollywood.
me and my icelandic friend baldvin used to love making fun of scientologists, way back before it was fucking hipster and cool. we just had a natural urge to troll the shit out of them. particularly the security guard. we used to smoke weed and come up with stuff just to fuck with him. i remember this one late night we decided to walk around the block of the big blue building on L ron bubbard blvd, over and over and over again until the stupid motherfucker finally gave in and pulled over to ask us just exactly what in the fuck we were doing. we responded to him in the gayest voice ever and proceeded to do a fake make out session and grope eachother all over the hood of his car. it really confused him.
anyway, so this one day i was alone and i used to sit on their bench and harras the SHIT out of them as they walked by. making them all look like dumbasses - saying logical things on what exactly makes them stupid.
something interesting happened. two men approached me and forced me to come with them, claiming i had committed a crime on one of their statues (this huge metallic lion), of course the place has ALWAYS been littered with security cameras and at that point in my life i would never do such a thing. they were claiming i broke a part of the lions main off and had the metal piece in my hand. they took me inside, it was a very scary fucked up situation. i did not know what to do or say - i offered to repair it, which was actually acceptable by them, ignoring the fact i cant fucking weld which i then brought up. so then i offered to pay for my damages, gave them all the money i had on me (14$) and was given a receipt for my payment. they let me go.
it was a pretty traumatizing experience.
