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Date:
2/10/2009 11:14:35 PM
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F.E.A.R. 2 review...
It's hard to describe this game...it's like Monolith took a pound of concentrated viagra and digitally injected it into my cock. That's how giant my bonor for this game is.
First of all, you get real guns in this game. Not the stupid pussy guns your used to in Halo, and not the retarded cartoon balloon launchers you get in Unreal. I'm talking HARDCORE extreme REALISTIC guns that blow the hair off your balls when you pull the trigger. And the levels are creepy as fuck. They had a few cheap shots, but most of the time my fingernails were clawing the goddamn keys right off my keyboard. There's this crazy scene where you turn the corner and theres a dead guy on the floor, blood everywhere and this ghost suddenly appears and goes BOO! and ITS FUCKED UP!
Then I got online and I was owning bitches left and right. I am a god at this game. So get FEAR2, get online, and I will rape your clown ass so hard your proctologist will have to perform a colon transplant with an animal balloon.