Author: johnny-g  <jg>    75.114.222.176 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 4/14/2012 8:13:05 PM
Subject: Cabin in the Woods

Was both ridiculous and enjoyable. I defy you to tell me this movie is not a masterpiece given that it contains:

Redneck Torture Zombies
Regular Zombies
Werewolves
Japanese Ghost Girls
A Giant Sasquatch
Man being devoured by giant snake
Man being stabbed by evil clown
Man being torn apart by giant bat
Man being disemboweled by Mer-Man
Group being burned alive by Masked Psycho killer
Man being hung by HellRaiser Bondage Demon Guy
Man being impaled by Unicorn
Boobs

And there was a lot more there too I feel I may have missed. The important thing is, this movie should be viewed at least once - preferably with your favorite cold beer.