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Date:
5/3/2012 5:28:38 PM
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my dog is by far smarter than most children...
it has an amazing, complex memory. better than a human childs (not joking) when we go hike complex trail routs that include multiple junctions that lead to multiple junctions, he always remembers the path we take after just one trip. i was astonished to find this after i took him to this one place, then brought him back 2 weeks later after it had rained a couple of times (hes definitely not following a scent) and knew exactly where to go.
he uses his paws like tiny little hands for things alot and gets frustrated at them because he cant do the things i do.
when he is displeased with me (for being to lazy to take him out) he rolls his eyes and lets out a very displeasing groan ... this is hilarious.
most importantly, his instinct is far developed beyond any humans, which can directly equate to an intelligence quotient. its amazing how he instinctively can access and deduce a complex humanistic situation on the fly. for example, he can sense a dangerous situation before it happens. he just knows. i genuinely find this amazing and it is far beyond what most children AND adults can do.
to top things off, he is beautiful and a major chick magnet. his coat is radiant with the brightest of whites then blend and fade with a fierce golden red. his skeletal structure is perfect, especially the shape of his head and snout, with the most beautiful eyes. gazing into them is like peering into a window of the wild. i am CONSTANTLY complimented on how beautiful he is, im almost jealous. i have literally had people stop in an intersection and hold up traffic to compliment my dog. everybody in my neighborhood is attached to the film industry and they all tell me he should be in movies. its getting to the point where i am seriously considering this.
i payed a mere 80$ for him, from a shelter up in the desert. they released him to me with his balls attached on what is called a trust deposit. where i complete the medical examination needed keeping him from being neutered. releasing a dog that is not fixed is a situation almost unheard of from animal shelters. the shelter people were very pleased with how i conducted myself around the animals, plus the dog was absolutely in love with me and my girlfriend.
so he still has his nuts and he is king.
