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Date:
6/9/2012 12:07:37 AM
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Asmodan will die tomorrow
Cheap fagort one-shotted me with a heat-seaking fireball the size of a Buick. (Yes, a heat-seaking fireball. Don't ask.)
My wizard was stuck between two of his pools of death and was out of teleport juice. My fault. However, since I was instantly killed and since this was not the kind of scenario in which ILA could rez me, I decided to spawn at the last checkpoint -- WHICH WAS OUTSIDE ASSMODERP'S CAVE OF DEATH. Outside -- meaning I couldn't get back in.
So there was ILA, all by himself, bereft of my mighty wizard powers. Would he survive? Would he also succumb to the lolcopter fireball of cheapness? Would he die like Dumbledore in a pool of inescapable doom?
The answer, my friends, is no.
ILA took that fatty on. He used his godly Chuck Norris roundhouse powers and beat that toad to a helpless pulp. I must tell you: I cheered.
To reiterate: tomorrow that fatty dies. DIE DIE DIE DIE.
I think I'll kill him twice.
But first I must sleep on this. I must gather strength for the trial ahead. I must spec myself out for damage but also have a method of escape, or perhaps time/attack speed manipulation. I may simply throw up my hydra and concentrate on evasion. I may perfect my awesome teleport skills. I don't know.
All I know is that tomorrow is DEATH DAY for a certain fatty.
