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Date:
6/19/2012 9:28:32 AM
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RE: For the record
Since Blizzard is performing weekly maintenance on their Diabro MMO servers, I'll help you trouble-shoot.
1. Be sure that you're connected to the internet. Sometimes we appear to be connected and posting just fine on other forums, but these posts may be made by bots who keylog our writing and post for us, making it appear that we did the actual posting. The bots won't let you connect to the internet but instead show you cunning reproductions of the places you think you're going or the posts you think you're making.
2. Reset your router. Every trouble-shooting internet support person asks you to do this, so there must be some reason for it.
3. Scan your computer for rogue internet browsers such as Firefox or Chrome. Internet Explorer may be conflicting with these outlaw applications.
4. Ask Necro why he wanted my barbarian to use a 2h sword last night when monsters are clearly more intimidated by dual-wielding.
5. Try overclocking at least four gear files.
6. Find a way to send me two Burger King Croissan'Wiches, preferably sausage and egg.
