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Date:
6/29/2012 1:00:13 AM
Subject:
Necro
Since you are so mercurial in your Diablo 3 visitations, I'll hope you see this here.
1. I enjoy our groups, but you must give an old man a few minutes to square things away before joining you. Sometimes I'm busy getting eaten by level 83 monsters. Sometimes I'm putting jars of preserves in my stash and they have to be lined up just so.
2. I cannot accept strange items that Blizzard might object to. I'm sure the item you wanted me to store was absolutely wonderful and perfectly legal in every way, but you know how cranky Blizzard gets.
3. I don't know why I'm typing this. I'm about 95% sure you were trolling me and knew that I would be confused and distracted while trying to keep level 83 monsters from eating me and chatting at the same time.
4. I just had some "superior" green grapes. I don't know what made them superior unless it was the nice re-sealable bag they came in. Come to think of it, even without the bag they looked more respectable than your average grape. Maybe they were uptown grapes.
