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Date:
9/24/2012 5:38:28 PM
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RE: Single again
She was faithful but we were at a party with her ex. Both of them were gone for about 15 minutes which in drunk time = 2 hours, and I was extremely hammered. Like, 2007 johnny hammered, probably to deal with the awkwardness of her ex.
Needless to say I accused her of messing around - not in any scene like fashion, but enough to upset her. She was then taken by the gargantuan homeowner who was equally drunk and when I went to approach them I mouthed off to him which he was not having. I got rushed into the hall leaving a nice hole in the wall and then was pinned down and beaten on for awhile. She had run out of the room screaming and jumped on the dudes back to which he threw her off injuring her.
I could obviously see I ruined the party so I dusted myself off and left...
THat's how I wish it would have ended.
Here's how it really ended.
I proceeded to dust myself off, then got up some speed in the hallway and did a flying kick exclaiming, "BOOO YAAAAH" straight into their 75 gallon aquarium full of piranha. At that point the other party goers had him held down and were screaming for me to leave before he more or less murdered me... he's not exactly a stable dude.
I woke up with my gf packing and some nice bruises. I think this is the part where I stop drinking!
