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Date:
10/8/2012 2:06:45 PM
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Why Orcs Must Die/2 is the greatest game ever
1. I envy people who have not played OMD/2. They're happy with inferior games and don't trouble themselves about whether anything will ever be greater than OMD/2.
2. OMD/2 is heroin and super crack in one explosive package. It engages your mind and challenges your face. It's tower defense and shooter. It's environmental puzzle game and financial ultra-stupid sim. It's funny and violent. 5-skull victories are better than all other awards, cups, fellowships, scholarships, and amidships.
3. OMD/2 has orcs. < - BOOM
4. It may also have Leonardo DeCaprio, but he's probably in some secret level.
