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Date:
6/18/2013 10:15:08 AM
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RE: Molly update update
I've never seen a froglizard in my life. Oh, you probably mean Bili.
I've also never taken a sabbatical. They're too fussy and expensive. You actually have to produce something, and if you travel (at least where I work) you have to pay for it. If you don't travel, people still want you to come to committee meetings and do other stupid things.
Maybe I can stay at home but pretend to be in some rain forest. I could glue a tail on a frog and plagiarize someone's frog article. Nobody would look at it anyway. If I had to do an oral presentation, I could plagiarize Matthew Broderick's lines from Godzilla.