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Date:
12/10/2013 4:34:31 PM
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RE: BRUTAL DOOM IS FUCKING ART
jewbook version complete with commentary:
"Brutal Doom is a game modification of the original Doom series, the optional metal-pack soundtrack is the most perfectly tied video game symphony ever created.
The carnage and the actually-decent-sounding-metal are highly appropriate in this, often syncing up perfectly with brutal onslaught, leaving the player in stunning awe to this meticulously crafted digital masterpiece." -Barrack Obama
Then Mr. Obama goes to say:
"Truly, this is the greatest FPS ever created, far surpassing even modern titles to this day. I would highly recommend those soldiers who are openly or secretly gay, in practicing some of your skills with this; confident moral booster."
And finally, Mr. Obama reaches into his bucket of KFC which has been perched under his armpit this whole time, pulls a wing of the Kernels original recipe, and swallows it whole.
***COMMENTARY***
"YOU CANT SWALLOW POINTY BIRD ARMS AS WHOLE!! MR. OBAMA STAAAP-- WAT R U DOING??/"
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