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Date:
3/26/2014 3:02:56 PM
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RE: Johnny made me feel so bad about myself 4 year
On rare occasions, I get a yen to buy an electric guitar. But I would have to have a really good electric guitar. Then I would have to have a really great amp. Then I would wonder why I bought this expensive stuff when I'm not in a band. Then I would try to start a band, but it would have to be populated by old people because I don't want any kids in my band. Then all the old people would want to play polkas and I would try to kill myself with a roofing hammer, but I would fail and be permanently disfigured, which would cause me to be kidnapped by rogue apes.
I might learn to play the banjo.
