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Date:
10/17/2014 7:40:20 AM
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RE: Follow-up on fruit cocktail
SPERM WHALE 1: "I wish that guy hadn't said that about biting legs off. We don't get enough legs as it is."
SPERM WHALE 2: "I don't know. Now that everybody thinks whales are wonderful, I've got a freezer full of legs. But yeah, first thing you know, all those tourists will get nervous. We need more PR, more Save the Whales, more Star Trek IV."
SPERM WHALE 1: "All that stuff is about blue whales."
SPERM WHALE 2: "Blue whales are idiots. They practically throw themselves at outlaw Japanese whalers."
SPERM WHALE 1: "They have their place. People think whales are whales. The tourist boats take people out to see orcas."
SPERM WHALE 2: "Orcas will bite your face off."
SPERM WHALE 1: "They're taking people out to play with great white sharks."
SPERM WHALE 2: "LOL"
SPERM WHALE 1: "Hey, there's a whaling boat."
SPERM WHALE 2: "Maybe they'll have some dried fruit. I'll kill their grandchildren if they throw over more SunnyD."
SPERM WHALE 1: "Either way, more legs."
