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Date:
11/8/2014 4:35:07 PM
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RE: Final report of the ad hoc fruit cocktail comm
What you obviously need is a research grant in a sum sufficient enough to buy at least one year's worth of name and store brand fruit cocktail, your salary, and ramen noodle for your graduate student slave. Without long-term testing, you will never know if the store brand product poses a lasting threat to your taste buds.
" This does not mean that future brand name purchases are off the table"
"...off the table"
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*dies*
