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Date:
3/25/2016 7:34:20 AM
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RE: things in which i have discovered
Books take up time I could use for watching Donut Showdown. They also get in my way when I'm using my cell phone.
These are interesting claims about how weather works, but if you do your homework, you'll discover that wind is produced by a large invisible head in the sky. Its cheeks are eternally puffed up from blowing things around. Depending on which direction it occupies in the sky, it is called various things, like Borras, Chinook, Haboob, and Zephyros. I learned indirectly from Haboob that I'm going to get a big tax return this year, which may sound like good news, but when I look further into it, I realize that I just mismanaged my W2.
Taxes, by the way, are caused by low-level barometric depressions and anomalous troughs originating in the collision of temperate and extreme zones ruled by various Egyptian dog deities who play a lot of exotic domino games like Chicken Foot.
