Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    107.201.120.172 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 6/16/2016 4:33:44 PM
Subject: Houseplant emergency

My philodendron is several years old and has never been transplanted. Consequently, it is sprawling out of its original tiny pot. I fear it will die from the sheer weight of its luxurious tendrils, which, with the help of gravity, are slowly pulling the plant out of its soil. I must act now to save it. If I am successful, I hope to offer a full report here. I can't guarantee exclusivity, as this is a big story and anything could happen. Check back here for updates in any case.