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Date:
8/2/2016 11:54:38 AM
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RE: Conroe is ten years old
Also, patch 2.4.2 for Diabro 3 will probably appear today sometime, but Season 7 won't start until next week.
Q: Sim, what happens if Windows 10 Anniversary and D3 2.4.2 download at the same time? Will it be like Y2K?
A: No. Well, maybe. As long as you have a wizard and she's fashionably dressed, this won't affect you. The power of the fashionista wizard is atomic rather than digital. Barbarians and witch doctors are vulnerable because they have no understanding of style. Demon hunters and monks are borderline, but the female versions have a better chance.
Q: A better chance of what? Surviving a simultaneous W10 Anniversary and D3 2.4.2 download?
A: Yes. Female demon hunters and monks are slightly more scarfy and gauzy. They also have a better pH balance. Barbarians and witch doctors are hopeless, regardless of gender. They're complete fashion messes with no defense. They'll be the first to go.
Q: Is there any hope for them? Any at all?
A: Nope. These are the facts.
