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Date:
5/19/2017 8:45:22 AM
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RE: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Lost Alpha Developers Cut...
Additional ways to contribute:
9. telling people that every other game you have works flawlessly at a consistent 60 fps
10. telling people that you don't understand why you're having problems on your $250 HP school laptop
11. telling people to post memory dump files (these should exceed the length of your DirectX log files by a factor of at least 2)
12. telling people to underclock or de-lid their processors
13. telling people to use CCleaner
14. telling people to use Linux
15. telling people how you took off work to play this game
16. telling people that you and your brother were looking forward to playing this game (sisters, cousins, and other family members should not be mentioned -- only your brother)
17. telling people that the game works on your computer but not on your wife's (never say that your wife's computer works but not yours)
18. telling people that you bought three copies of this game to play with your wife and brother, and that you all took off work, and that your dog has a rare brain disorder (you can use various family configurations -- e.g., your brother's computer won't play the game, but your wife and dog have no problems, etc.)
19. telling people what a great time you and your wife, brother, and dog are having, and that you can't understand why people are complaining
