Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    107.201.120.172 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 8/28/2017 6:16:41 AM
Subject: Game of Thrones spoilers

In case you haven't been watching:

1. Daenerys is no longer more loved than feared. She's also running a bit low on dragons. Her outfits are black now (but then, so are everyone else's).

2. Bran's visions reveal that Jon Snow is not illegitimate (Obi-Wan "Darth Vader is your father" moment helps to end streak of good writing this season).

3. Samwell Tarly continues his discovery of amazing facts and medical techniques that somehow escape the notice of senior scribes.

4. The Great Houses have a meeting that basically accomplishes nothing.

5. Everyone continues to notice that Tyrion is a dwarf. If they forget, he reminds them.

6. Petyr Baelish (a.k.a Littlefinger) is finally dead.

7. Jon Snow, Jaime Lannister, Bran Stark, Samwell Tarly, and other pointless characters remain alive.

8. The Stark sisters, Sansa and Arya, are united, running Winterfell, kicking ass, and looking cool in black outfits.

9. The Dead are making wonderful progress in their tour of the North. That pesky wall turned out to be no problem at all.