Author: johnny-g  <dsg>    97.70.176.89 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 9/19/2017 1:55:23 PM
Subject: Societal Milestone Expectation Achieved

I will be volunteering half of my hard earned assets to another individual to create a bond that can only be forged in the fear of losing your retirement, and is celebrated by going into massive debt to throw a party in which the majority of attendees are burdened by.

A truly remarkable event that will one day be looked back on similarly to prohibition or the war on drugs to demonstrate how primitive we all once were.

But on the bright side, if there is a god (there is not) at least now I'm allowed to have sexual relations without the fear of burning in Hell so long as we're doing so to procreate and not out of pleasure. Also something about taxes? What else... ugh... the judgement of not having a ring on your finger by other married 30 and 40-somethings is reduced? Then again, the judgement of having a ring on your finger but not having kids yet greatly increases. I don't really understand the benefits of this yet but I'll keep you posted.