Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    107.201.120.172 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 2/13/2018 6:23:03 AM
Subject: RE: war giants brain

Which, clearly, is why you have so many fat orcs on motorized shopping carts.

The problems get worse and worse. The orcs suffer pitifully and look for a deliverer.

Enter: Grom Infernoshriek, a mighty orc renowned for valorous deeds, long imprisoned but mysteriously set free, born on a certain day to uncertain parents. Grom has an MBA from Northwestern and a deep understanding of the best retail practices. Could he be the one prophesied of old? Could he show his people the way to faster checkouts and low, low prices?