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Date:
2/13/2018 6:23:03 AM
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RE: war giants brain
Which, clearly, is why you have so many fat orcs on motorized shopping carts.
The problems get worse and worse. The orcs suffer pitifully and look for a deliverer.
Enter: Grom Infernoshriek, a mighty orc renowned for valorous deeds, long imprisoned but mysteriously set free, born on a certain day to uncertain parents. Grom has an MBA from Northwestern and a deep understanding of the best retail practices. Could he be the one prophesied of old? Could he show his people the way to faster checkouts and low, low prices?