Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    107.201.120.172 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 7/11/2018 8:59:42 AM
Subject: I got a $25 gift card for IHOP

Since I don't eat there, that translates into a $25 donation to IHOP.

Nothing against IHOP. They're great at what they do, which is basically charging a lot for very high-calorie food that's cheap to make and serving it in the middle of the night to obnoxious drunks.

But really, they serve a purpose. If you're an Olympic swimmer or a bear coming out of hibernation -- or an obnoxious drunk, you can't ask for more appropriate food.

I wonder if I could scalp this gift card.