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Date:
7/11/2018 8:59:42 AM
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I got a $25 gift card for IHOP
Since I don't eat there, that translates into a $25 donation to IHOP.
Nothing against IHOP. They're great at what they do, which is basically charging a lot for very high-calorie food that's cheap to make and serving it in the middle of the night to obnoxious drunks.
But really, they serve a purpose. If you're an Olympic swimmer or a bear coming out of hibernation -- or an obnoxious drunk, you can't ask for more appropriate food.
I wonder if I could scalp this gift card.