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Date:
8/6/2018 8:36:13 PM
Subject:
how to troll a housefly
there are some things you need to understand first
1.) they are EXTREMELY smart, it really is amazing how smart they are. DO NOT KILL.
2.) its immensely sad how we treat them, they just like chemicals and shit, plus they look hideous. this is why we think they are anything less than amazing. some of them really do just try to be our friend, and none of us understand them. SAD.
3.) each highly futuristic looking, sharp-red colored radar dome they use for eyes, has a center spot which is not located on the actual eyeball, or "dome". it is located outside the eye, in thin air, if you can imagine how this works, its very simple
hold out your two hands in the air kind of like you are about to give two people high-fives at the same time, but not so high.
then sort of move your hands as if they were connected by an invisible bar,
meaning when you tilt one hand up, tilt the other one down at the same time. it looks like you are balancing an invisible bar or something, its very simple to do
you also have to understand their flight pattern, you can easily outsmart them and totally fuck this up.
then they become in awe at you, like you are some great superbeing, its hilarious
