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Date:
11/5/2018 6:54:41 AM
Subject:
Why I am at risk
As I noted below, I think I finally broke Fallout 4 by playing it to death. No other games are remotely interesting to me. This isn't because FO4 is so great. It's because everything else is so dumb.
I am in a vulnerable state. I have about 52 credits on Big Fish, but I can only download so many hidden object games. The AAA titles I want are out there unfinished, shimmering in and out of sight on some ill-defined horizon.
I don't want to buy Fallout 76. I know it's a travesty. It has built-in buyer's remorse. But it's starting to tempt me the way someone's last swallow of a cuba libre in a nasty glass tempts an alcoholic just out of rehab. Only for me, there has been no rehab.
That's why I need your help. Your monthly gift of only $19 can make the difference between a human train wreck and a life worth celebrating. For only 63 cents a day, you can rescue a soul from the brink of hopeless stupidity. It's not that the money will keep me from buying anything. It's more of a supportive token, something to let me know that my internet friends are there, holding me back from the abyss.
Act now, because the help you give will matter so much more than you know. You could donate ASPCA or something like that, but let's face it: you can't save all the dogs. For every pathetic dog you rescue, a hundred more will take its place. But if you help me out, I promise to buy something cool that will take my mind off Fallout 76 -- maybe a refrigerator that connects to my smartphone or a whole bunch of Bombas socks.
Please . . . don't let another day go by knowing that you could have reached out. If I don't hear from you, I may be forced to hire Toby Keith or that mewling woman who narrates the ASPCA ads. Give now to avoid this horror.
