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Date:
12/25/2018 8:09:26 AM
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Don't eat frozen pizza
Just don't. You can get a much better carry-out from Domino's or wherever for a buck or two more.
Uses for frozen pizza dough:
1. spackling/mortar
2. weight for sinking dead bodies in ponds
Non-recommended use:
1. making pizzas
Not many things make me sick just thinking about them. Frozen pizza qualifies.