Author: Simulacrum  <nub>    107.201.120.172 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 12/25/2018 8:09:26 AM
Subject: Don't eat frozen pizza

Just don't. You can get a much better carry-out from Domino's or wherever for a buck or two more.

Uses for frozen pizza dough:

1. spackling/mortar

2. weight for sinking dead bodies in ponds

Non-recommended use:

1. making pizzas

Not many things make me sick just thinking about them. Frozen pizza qualifies.