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Date:
12/31/2018 8:36:10 AM
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RE: Game of Thrones predictions
For a nice Peter Jackson vibe, the White Walkers will be unstoppable despite Jon Snow's obsidian mining and Daenerys's remaining dragons. Bran will have some mysterious vision which Tarly will clarify by finding something in a dusty tome all the grand maesters have overlooked -- because Sam is magically good at this. Tyrion will make a speech about it or, in good hobbit fashion, he'll do some hail-mary deed to save the world.
Cersei will probably get blown up during her treacherous naval plot. Jaime will die while taking out some ice zombie boss.
For a proper silly ending, the Iron Throne will be shattered by the uber ice zombie and no one will get it. In the end, Jon Snow and Daenerys will be standing amid the rubble with nothing. Jon will go off with Tarly so they can be monks with Bran. Daenerys will start over because that's what she's good at.
After the final credits, the finger of a White Walker corpse will twitch.
