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Date:
1/8/2019 7:48:24 AM
Subject:
Orcs Must Die Unchained sputters
Well, duh.
In completely unexpected news, OMDU dies an ugly death because Robot Entertainment took a brilliant formula and turned it into a muddled, unbalanced Springtime for Hitler -- except they never seemed to have a Max Bialystock scheme. They just kept fiddling with a product that would never get any better, which is sort of like the clichéd definition of madness except it's more like repeatedly changing the color of a Chevrolet Corvair in hopes that people would eventually buy it and forget that it's a crappy car.
This is what happens when you don't make OMD3.