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Date:
10/6/2020 1:33:47 PM
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RE: PILE OF SHIT
Okay, the Craig Bond wasn't totally self-reliant. He had help from Eva Green. He also got bushwhacked and kidnapped.
But then, Bond always gets bushwhacked and kidnapped, sometimes more than once in the same movie. He also goes around using his real name, and even when he doesn't, everyone already knows who he is. He also politely sits through every long speech by every villain instead of going all Mr. Miyagi on 'em and ripping their eyes out.
Come to think of it, James Bond is the worst secret agent ever.