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Date:
11/25/2020 5:40:54 AM
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RE: i have to rant
I know it's a first-world problem, but I can't abide super market produce. It's all modified and warehoused and disgusting. Bananas have gotten especially vile. So I get upset when Oprah and her litter of ultra-rich medical celebrities tell me that fresh produce is actually affordable. All I need to do is stop being lazy and prep it -- you know, the way their live-in house minions and chefs and personal trainers prep it. Which is a joke because you know they secretly eat Doritos and Häagen-Dazs. So why not skip grapes and go straight for the crap food.
