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Date:
5/14/2021 11:48:09 AM
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Mass Effect Legendary Platinum Value Edition
I still fail to understand what anyone saw in this game series. Medieval D&D fantasy is silly, but space fantasy is ten times sillier. You cannot play a scifi RPG without looking like Star Trek on a bad day. Mass Effect turns this gheyness up to eleventy. Plus, it's more boring than trees.
Fallout 4 is ten orders of magnitude better, and it costs half as much as Mass Effect Legendary Panzer Elite Uberkrieg Edition, which means that it's free except for $30, which you would spend on tolls and Big Gulps or your ugly girlfriend anyway. Also, post-nuclear football helmets and mailman outfits are immeasurably cooler than dumb space costumes and ray guns.
Friends don't let friends play Mass Effect. If you fail to heed this great truth, everything about your life is a tragic prank.
