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6/25/2021 11:04:43 PM
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RE: riddle me this
remember, golden rule on how to determine if a cultures food is shit or not:
can you still enjoy it if you remove the meat and do nothing else to it? yes? then its food. if no, then its fucking obviously shit for dogs.
of course there are varying degrees to this. but the golden rule should apply to the majority of a cultures food or somehow be significant in some other way.
but anyway,
mediterranean and arabic type food is god tier. falafel is da best. med food has plenty of meat but its so easy to either remove the meat entirely or substitute the meat with a single ingredient. its probably the best vegan option.
next has to be Italian, but this is more vegetarian as you must use butter in everything. but thats ok because butter is actually edible food. high quality stuff. pasta is just too perfect to pair with tomato, garlic, butter herbs and salt. of course adding the meat is a great option too but it really doesnt need it. you can go pretty far on something like a shitake mushroom as substitute.
then after italian it has to be indian. there is stuff you just havent heard of here. many things that are not popular in america. also this is the first culture on the list which consciously practices vegetarianism or veganism.
and finally you have spanish. just picture it as a mix of italian and mediterranean. thats pretty much exactly what spanish food is. some awesome hidden stuff here too.
now lets get to the worst foods starting with american.
what happens when you remove the ground beef patty from a hamburger? lol
actually no, wait, mexican food is the worst. its total garbage. its only carried by the power of the new world plant species. corn and especially avocado are the worlds best foods. but there are plenty of others. tomatillo, chille, coco... these are very good plants. its so easy to make good food with these, as raw ingredients. all they do is just toss them into a bucket. its the most dumb primitive shit. and its only like a garnish for some kind of meat. you remove the meat and it becomes total shit.
next up is asian food. outside of meat you are only left with noodles in most cases. way too much fish and other meats. and nothing carries the noodles on their own. its total trash. especially japanese food.
well thats about all i can think of right now... but im sure other shit cultures exist
