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12/27/2021 1:27:25 PM
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RE: cats
now friends, let me tell you about my cat.....
this one listens to me just fine, i would also consider it suitable for indoor use given that it has no eyes, you see?
instead of snake eyes, i see only white within the gaping recess. that is infrequently when they are rarely open.
ive also been working for quite some time in getting this stupid creature to respect me.
what can such stupid fucking shit creature possibly understand, you may ask?
yes its quite simple.
today was a pivotal moment in our relationship.
when i descend the stairs in the morning, the stupid creature was there to specifically greet me. sitting at attention and not sulking in the shadows of furniture like venomous shit. im quite friendly with it, and it actually appreciates this. for the first time ever, i considered its presence to be enjoyable. it was a very pleasant and respectful greeting, tailored just for me. as if i actually live in that home with it.
i can also make it do things, though this level of understanding is nowhere near that of the dog. such a marvelous creature. so versatile and compatible. truly a pleasure to be with. its a shame how useless cats are by comparison.
though another thing i noticed and enjoyed about this cat, is its hatred of our local alpha squirrel. the one who controls the squirrel territory of my area. this one is astonishingly idiotic. for some reason it wants to come inside my home, as if it were to invade it like some kind of criminal. of course the dog would show equal amounts of hatred and aggression towards them, but the cat is one who actually can pursue it.
this squirrel has taken some kind of special interest in me. as if the more i feed it, the more it hates me. it also tends to stalk my home at night, as if it were to murder or attack. highly vicious.
criminally stupid.
