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Date:
3/20/2022 8:33:59 AM
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RE: Farm update
The key word here is "huge." I didn't count how many times I used that word, but if I didn't use it at least thirty times, it wasn't enough. That's because "huge" is such a sublime word in every sense of the word "sublime." Everything I do on my farm is huge and sublime. Everything I see is either huge or sublime. My plans are not only grandiose; they are hugely sublime and sublimely huge. I can't over-emphasize the magnitude of their sublimity or their hugeness. If someone made a movie of my farming career, they could call it "The Subliming" or "The Hugening." Actually, I like the idea of such a movie. I may shop it around. Maybe it could star Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga as Ed and Lorraine Warren. Somebody like Dwayne Johnson could play me as the struggling dirt farmer suddenly persecuted by a coop full of possessed chickens. I think it would sell.