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Date:
4/27/2023 10:23:33 AM
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RE: Horizon Zero Dawn ruins you
I've heard that Guerilla is at work on Horizon 3. It will be set a thousand years after Aloy's time and will probably carry on the wokeness of Forbidden West dlc by putting a trans John Wayne in a relationship with a trans Bruce Wayne. Their new names will be Joan and Bruce, because Bruce sees nothing wrong with a girl being named Bruce. All the robot dinosaurs are gone because Aloy quizats haderached them into extinction before running off with her girlfriend. The plot of HZ3 will revolve around whether Joan or Bruce will change her last name to Wayne. I know they both have Wayne as a last name, but it's not the same as the two of them sharing a single Wayne name. This is twice as mind-boggling as Aloy's situation, so I expect some high tension as papers are served and depositions are taken.
