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6/26/2009 2:55:38 AM
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RE: motherfuckers.
I can't believe I've had this saved, but it still makes me laugh.
"Gordan tiptoed down the narrow hall, his heart beating furiously. The electricity was out in this section of the complex, so it was very dark. Almost too dark to see anything at all. Ever since the creatures appeared, the building seemed almost deserted. As Gordan was walking, he noticed a type of green slime covering the floor. In fact, he almost lost his balance as he was walking because the slime was so thick. Suddenly, Gordan had an idea. Grabbing a handful of slime, Gordan unzipped his pants and smeared it all over his huge pulsating cock. Gordan could tell that this slime was already going to make an excellent lubricant, so he covered his index finger in it, and shoved it far into his hot tight asshole. Gordan groan in pleasure as he stroked his gigantic erection with his finger up his ass. Pumping and humping, Gordan started to get very hot and sweat. He took off his H.E.V. suit and covered his whole body in slime, masturbating into exctasy. Gordan was almsot to the point of ejaculation when he was suddenly engulfed in a green light. The scenery around Gordan started to deteriorate before his eyes! Gordan, scared for his life, lost his erection and started to panick. Suddenly he was transported through what seemed to be different worlds. Gordan then landed in from of The Man In The Suit. The Man In The Suit looked at Gordan and noticed he was naked and covered in slime. Gordan stared back at The Man In The Suit and suddenly noticed a bulge in his pants. Gordan stood up, his muscles glistening in the slime. He edge next to The Man In The Suit, brushing slightly against his cock. Gordan noticed it stiffen even more, then to his realization, noticed his cock was almost fully erect again too. "Did you transport me here?", asked Gordan. "Yessssss, I did", replied The Man In The Suit. Gordan said, "You interupted me while I was masturbating, and I was never able to cum. Are you going to help me finish?" The Man In The Suit answered, "Yesssssss." The Man In The Suit started to jerk Gordan off until he came. Then Gordan ripped off The Man In The Suit's pants then said, "I'm going to fuck your tight ass!" The Man In The Suit nodded. Gordan tried to stick his cock up The Man In The Suit's ass, but it wasn't erect enough. Gordan looked around fretting over what to do. Lying on the ground, next to an elevator, was a crowbar. Gordan picked the crowbar up think, "This will do just nicely." Gordan shoved the crowbar up The Man In The Suit's ass. Afterwards, Gordan and The Man In The Suit had a lot of steamy buttsex. The Man In The Suit was soon asleep in a state of bliss from having ejaculated 36 times, most of them on Gordan's chest. Gordan found a spare H.E.V. suit lying on the ground next to him, so he put it on, and continued his quest...."
I only drink Trocadero and Portello myself. Death to colas!!
