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Date:
7/27/2009 6:37:13 PM
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RE: ITS MUPPET-MAYS MONDAYS
SHE WAS LOOKING FOR A MAN WITH "INTELLECT"
HE WAS LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WITH "INTELLECT"
SHE REPLYED TO HIS ADD
HE OBSESSED OVER THE WEBSITE THAT WAS HOLDING HER ADD FOR DAYS, DAY DREAMING ABOUT HAVING A FEMALE PARTNER AND EMOTIONS
SHE WAS NOT TURNED OFF BY THIS. OR, ATLEAST SHE COULDNT TELL BY THE SOUNDS OF HIS VOICE THAT HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HER EVERY MINUTE. OR MABEY SHE DIDNT CARE, IT WAS REALLY QUITE OBVIOUS.
13 HOURS 12 MINUTES AFTER FIRST CONTACT: HE FELL IN LOVE
HE COULDNT WAIT TO SHOW HER HIS GAME PROJECT AND FORUM CODING ABILITIES, ALL OVER HIS MACS.
SHE WAS "IMPRESSED"
IN A MOMENT OF PASSION, SHE GAVE AWAY THE INNOCENT FLOWER OF HER
BODY
FORTRESS.
FROM THEN ON THEIR LOVE WAS ETERNAL. THEIR CHILD, A MERE OFFSPRING SPAWND FROM THE RIFTS OF FLAMING PASSION.
BY HAND AND HAND THEY VENTURE THROUGH THE SEA OF DEBT AND ANIMAL ABUSE.
FOREVER AND EVER.
THE END.
