Author: muppet  <...>    98.154.0.215 Use this link if you want to link to this message and its entire thread of discussion. Post a Msg
Date: 7/27/2009 7:00:41 PM
Subject: HI! MUPPET MAYS HERE!!

WITH AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCT CALLED OXY COLON!

FROM THE MAKERS OF DOUCHE MAC WOW AND THE DOGGIE COFFIN, COMES AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT!

TIRED OF MUDDY MESSES IN YOUR BATHROOM? TURN THAT BROWN UPSIDE DOWN! *cheap cgi sparkle effect*

NO MORE SATURDAY NIGHT DIET COKE AND MENTOS ENIMAS! WITH THE NEW OXY COLON YOU CAN LOL AT YOUR FORMER SELF ASKING YOUR BOSS FOR A BATHROOM BREAK *cheap renactment of muppet at work*

*voice getting progresivly louder*

YES FOR ONLY $29.95 YOU CAN HAVE THE POWER OF OXY COLON. BUT WAIT, CALL RIGHT NOW AND YOU'LL RECIVE ANOTHER 12 GALLON BUCKET AND WE'LL EVEN THROW IN 3 OF OUR FAMOUS FECAL FRYERS!

CALL NOW