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Date:
9/10/2009 12:38:28 PM
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greatest fps idea ever...
you play as shaka zulu in the heart of wild in africa. battleing against enemys like lions, hyienas, aids, poachers, killer bee swarms and racist south african white people. as you progress, you get better weapons like a curved weighted throwing stick, an animal hide shield and a bag of powder.
and finally, throw in a random story about preserving "traditonal" tribal values. like mabey saving your sister who's been kidnapped by white poachers while making an effort to keep your land from being bulldozed in order to make way for big corporate cattle farming.
the game should be called - zulu: liberal fantasy
make it a pc exclusive so all the blacks would HAVE to get a pc to play it.
outright deny statstics indicating a rise in PC thefts.
profit.
