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Date:
9/10/2009 2:30:28 PM
Subject:
RE: greatest fps idea ever...
Even better:
You are a black gang banger from Watts who reads this really racist idea on an internet forum modeled on Monolith's Blood forum. You discover the cracker who makes this incredibly stupid post has left his name and cell phone number posted on the internet--and you make the amusing observation that, even though he claims to be from Studio City, he really lives in Fontana. Anyway, on your way down the 15 to get him you bump into a major rival Latin gang member, and quickly learn he is also after "Necro/Andrew" for some equally racist mexican game idea. So the two of you team up, get progressively more powerful weapons in Covina and Pomona, and arrive in Fontana to "get the sucka". This proves very easy because HE's A FUCKING RETARD. All you need to do is knock on the door and ask for him.
So the remaining 45 hours of gameplay are the various revenge/murder fantasies you can put this "Necro/Andrew" through, but you never get past the first 5 minutes because of the annoying crying and blubbering and begging to spare his life.
Profit.
