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Date:
9/29/2009 3:24:03 PM
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Hahaha..
"But the yard isn’t all humorous card games and stabbings, oh no. The Yard has a dark side.
My first day on the Yard, for instance, I had no fewer than four ridiculously large guys – more like ambulatory walls, actually – ask if I’d go smoke with them in the bathroom. Now, this may seem all neighborly to some of you, but in truth it is just a ploy to get at my sweet, sweet man ass. I mean, they warn you on for first day, in orientation, to NEVER go into the bathroom on the yard, for here there be rapists.
Should anyone wish to know, the proper way to decline such an invitation is to smile naturally, laugh, and clap them on their granite-like shoulder (a forearm or bicep will also work if you can’t reach – some of these guys are big) and politely say “No thanks.” You should NOT – and I cannot stress this enough – stutter nervously, look at the ground, or start to edge slowly around them while crying and clutching your buttcheeks with both hands. Totally unconvincing. Plus, it attracts other would-be butt bandits like sharks to chum. Live and learn, huh?"
I actually chuckled a little when he talked about how there's rapists on the yard....HES A RAPIST IN THE YARD, TOO!
